He is portrayed by Ethan Wacker.
Bernie is a funny and crazy 12 year old. He wants to be an agent, but so far, his only clients are his friends. He goes through great lengths to get clients, but he somehow screws up. Bernie is a bit insecure, he listens to motivation tapes resulting in his verbal quirks. These include ending sentences with "...yeah," and his voice trailing when he's about to deliver bad news. He gets excited easily. His sense of honor is questionable. He is a best friend to Dirk and has a huge crush on Amelia.
Amelia is Bernie's love interest
Bernie refers himself to them as their "agent".
Dirk is Bernie's best friend as shown in "The First Law of Dirk"
Liam and Bernie aren't really friends considering that Liam gives Bernie an old office. It is unknown what he thought of Bernie in Bernie's in Charge.
- Draw My Life
- Frankie Has a Hater
- The Collab
- The First Law of Dirk
- Best Friend Tag
- Bernie's in Charge
- Puff and Frankie
- Spoiler Alert: Belissa Returns
- Bizaardvark vs. Vicki Hot Head Fuego
- Moosetashio: A Cautionary Tale
- Control (Plus) Alt (Plus) Escape!
- Agh, Humbug
- Paige's Birthday is Gonna Be Great
- In Your Space!
- He likes his mathematics teacher as revealed on First.
- His middle name is Miriam as revealed in Superfan.
- He is approximately 4"10" as seen in Unboxing.
- But, according to a poster in Agh, Humbug, he is 57", which is 4'9".
- He is taking lessons on confidence as seen in The First Law of Dirk.
- He lives with his grandma. It's unknown where or who his parents are. They are either dead or divorced.
- Bernie is Jewish as revealed in "Pretty-Con".
- As revealed in Agh, Humbug:
- He was born with three extra teeth.
- He's not allowed to watch TV shows with puppets in them.
- He cries during dog food commercials.
- He's going bald,... except for his back.
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