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"BizHard Time" is a parody of a rap song performed by Paige and Frankie.   The pair define "BizHard Time," as when your parents limit your phone and tablet time, and after going over, your devices are locked out.

Lyrics

Frankie:

It started when my parents got in it,

Limited my digital time to ninety minutes.

That's an outrage, for someone my age.

How's a girl like me supposed to handle her business?

Paige:

Phone and tablet, they said to lose it,

Why we paying for Wi-Fi if we ain't gonna use it?

It's a travesty, the way they're capping me.

I miss the nights when I sat up posting happily.

Frankie:

Ninety minutes a night, yo, you must be kidding.

I'd like to text S.O.S., but that's forbidden.

I'm on lock-down, I can't do anything,

I'm connected to a soup cup by a piece of string.

Paige & Frankie:

BizHard Time, I'm doing hard time,

Unfairly convicted of a screen crime.

BizHard Time, I hit my deadline,

The minutes just expired on my phone line.

Frankie:

So many phone games, from which they've banned me,

I've got no dots, no zombies, gems, or candy.

They say staring at a screen isn't healthy,

But can you tell me how I'm supposed to grab a selfie?

Paige:

No clips of cats, or latest livestreams, 

I'm missing all these dancing kids and dog memes.

I got my screen on hold, and my ears on mute,

They cut my game time in half like it was ninja fruit.

Paige & Frankie:

BizHard Time, I'm doing hard time,

Unfairly convicted of a screen crime.

BizHard Time, I hit my deadline,

The clock just expired on my online.

Paige:

On my profiles, I'm an absentee,

My friends are gonna wonder what became of me.

I've been evicted from social media, 

I'm doing homework with dad's encyclopedia?

Frankie:

I like to like, I love to comment,

But the internet won't know, beacuse I'm not on it.

Because I'm shut down, cut off from mobile,

I can't tell if anybody liked my profile.

Paige:

I'm not giving up, you can't stop me,

I'll use BizHard Time constructively.

Like, I hear there's a whole world out there besides the virtual one.

Frankie:

Can I adjust the brightness?

Paige:

Yeah, its called sunglasses!

Frankie:

These books are even more interesting than text messages.

Paige:

And they come fully charged.

Frankie:

What are you doing?

Paige:

I'm writing a note to this cool guy I met.

Frankie:

With paper?  That's so vintage.


Trivia

  • Bizircle

    Paige & Frankie Prepare To Spin The Bizircle

    This is the first Bizaardvark song introduced by Paige and Frankie utilizing the Bizircle.

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