"BizaArgentina" is a parody of a rap song performed by Paige and Frankie about their "favorite country which they know so much about." It is the 10th to premiere in the second season of Bizaardvark Shorts. It premiered on Disney Channel's official YouTube on Jun 2, 2017.
Lyrics[]
Paige
Argentina is a country just south of Brazil,
And north of the Antarctic where the winds are chill.
They got a sun on their flag called the "Sun of May."
Frankie
And people go outside during the day.
Paige (speaking in a whisper)
"People go outside during the day? That's not a fact about Argentina.
Frankie (whispering back')
Shhh. Play it cool. I actually don't know anything about Argentina.
Paige
Argentina is the eighth largest country in the world.
Frankie
Argentina is home to boys and also girls.
Paige
Buenos Aires is the capital, the city's alive.
Frankie
When you jump in Argentina, rules of gravity apply.
Paige (speaking)
Gravity? You don't know one single thing about Argentina?
Frankie (speaking)
Uhh... They have beef there?
Paige (speaking)
Yes! Argentina is the third largest exporter of beef in the world.
Frankie
Oh. in that case...
Down south I know a place where we can have some fun,
Where the farmers raise beef,
Paige & Frankie
And they do it well done.
Frankie
It's like a kingdom of cows,
Paige & Frankie
I'm super impressed.
Frankie
When it comes to herding cattle,
Paige & Frankie
Argentina does it best!
Paige
You just got T-boned, son!
Frankie
I ride high in the saddle every time I rap battle.
I got my mind on my money,
Paige
And my money's on the cattle.
Frankie
I'll be chillin' and grillin',
Paige & Frankie
Filling up on that steak.
Frankie
I'll retreat to the beef,
Paige & Frankie
Even when my belly aches.
Paige
You want fries with that?
Frankie
Beef, beef, y'all,
Paige & Frankie
Argentina's got beef!
Meet me at the border where the steak is cooked to order.
Beef, beef, y'all, Argentina's got beef!
It's the place I want to stay, when I'm craving fillet.
Frankie
Ah, yeah! Stay milky y'all!
