"New School Superstars" is a parody of a rap song performed by Paige and Frankie celebrating their arrival at Sierra High School.
Lyrics[]
Paige
Uh!
Frankie
It's back to school time, son!
And we mastered this place!
Paige
Let's tell them how it works.
Paige & Frankie
We're new school superstars! We're superstars!
Yeah, we're new school, uhhh!
We're new school superstars. We're superstars!
(autotuned) We're new school!
Frankie
This is a backpack, you use it to carry your books.
Paige & Frankie
We got this!
Paige
This is a fountain, and water comes out when you push.
Paige & Frankie
We got this!
Paige
The janitor cleans up your mess if you spill on the floor.
Paige & Frankie
We got this!
Janitor (speaking)
I hate you.
Frankie
We got some lockers, and know how to open the door,
Paige & Frankie
We--
Frankie (speaking)
Wait--so--so what is it?
Right sixteen, left thirty-two...
Paige (speaking)
No... you passed it.
Frankie
You're supposed to pass it.
Paige
Now you gotta reset it.
Frankie
Do I put it back to zero?
Paige
Yeah, but I think you turn it the other way.
Frankie
Yeaughh! How is this not digital?
Paige & Frankie
We're new school superstars! We're superstars!
Yeah, we're new school, uhhh!
We're new school superstars. We're superstars.
(autotuned) We're new school!
Paige
This is a door, and you use it to enter and leave.
Paige & Frankie
We got this!
Frankie (speaking)
We-we already had that.
Paige
This is the air, and you need it to live, so you breathe.
Frankie (speaking)
Okay...
Paige
This is a light switch, you flip it to turn on and off.
Frankie (speaking)
Where are we going with this?
Paige
If you have a cold, the symptom you get is a cough.
Frankie (speaking)
That's... common knowledge.