She is portrayed by Ellen Ratner.
- Paige confirms her surname is Schotz.
- It is not known why she has custody of Bernie.
- She has been married at least four times.
- She appears to be using negative reinforcement in her approach to raising Bernie.
- As she is overprotective, Bernie is constantly on the phone with her.
- Occasionally, she sends Bernie to a hotel so she can have time to herself.
- Despite telling Dirk he is stupid for his stunt work, she is fond of him.
- She allows Dirk to stay in her home.
- Among her hobbies are apiary (bee keeping), recreational gambling, fight club, and speed walking.
- She states she used to be a trucker.
- She claims to have been "a medic during the war" but does not specify which armed conflict she served in.
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