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The following is a list of songs written by Paige Olvera and Frankie Wong for their channel "Bizaardvark."

Season 1

Episode Song Title Description
First Bizzardvark Theme The theme to the Paige and Frankie's website
The Blobfish Song Late-1990's boyband pop video, also used as part of a science class assignment.
Let's Go Make Some Videos Theme song to the show
Pirates at the Eye Doctor Attempted sea shanty spoof.
The Comeback Song Rap parody, about how the girls are allegedly really good at comebacks, but not when they need them.
Draw My Life Our lives are a musical Paige's suggestion as the two girls have trouble conceiving a Draw My Life video.
Frankie Has a Hater Balloon Dog
Love for the Haters
Superfan Thank You, Belissa
Untitled Resentment Song
Oh, Belissa
The Collab Low Self-Confidence Disco Disco parody where the two girls lose track of their dance steps and suddenly become emotional cripples in the process.
The First Law of Dirk Sad Ballad of Vladimir's Radish Farm Fantasy sequence of a 20th Century Russian Folk Song about a poor Russian radish farmer who slaves in the field all year only to produce one radish that is stolen by a bird.
Best Friend Tag Faceball A poorly written song inspired by an accident where Frankie gets hit in the face by a baseball in gym class.
Bernie's in Charge The Pyro Song Hard-rock song about the benefits of pyrotechnics.
Pretty-Con Bad Hair Day Country and Western story song about Frankie's hair going REALLY bad.
Puff and Frankie No songs other than previous songs rewritten with cat-related words.
Spoiler Alert: Belissa Returns Life is Awesome A jazzy, excessively upbeat song about everything going right for the girls.
Oops Wrong Emoji A Motown-esque song about how cell-phone errors can ruin lives.
Moosetashio: A Cautionary Tale So Dramatic Parody of overly dramatic music videos, such as "Hello," by Adele.
Control+Alt+Escape Party Don't Stop Hip-hop parody similar to P!nk's "Get This Party Started," where the two girls brag about how they claim to keep the party going all night.
Agh, Humbug Kids Table
Mom! Stop! Sweaty Gross Gym Song New-wave type song about the hardships of having PE as their first class.
Notes In Your Lunch Bag Song about parental embarrassment styled after the soundtrack to "The Nightmare Before Christmas."


Season 2

COMING SOON

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