The following is a list of songs written by Paige Olvera and Frankie Wong for their channel "Bizaardvark."
Season 1
Episode | Song Title | Description |
First | Bizzardvark Theme | The theme to the Paige and Frankie's website |
The Blobfish Song | Late-1990's boyband pop video, also used as part of a science class assignment. | |
Let's Go Make Some Videos | Theme song to the show | |
Pirates at the Eye Doctor | Attempted sea shanty spoof. | |
The Comeback Song | Rap parody, about how the girls are allegedly really good at comebacks, but not when they need them. | |
Draw My Life | Our lives are a musical | Paige's suggestion as the two girls have trouble conceiving a Draw My Life video. |
Frankie Has a Hater | Balloon Dog | |
Love for the Haters | ||
Superfan | Thank You, Belissa | |
Untitled Resentment Song | ||
Oh, Belissa | ||
The Collab | Low Self-Confidence Disco | Disco parody where the two girls lose track of their dance steps and suddenly become emotional cripples in the process. |
The First Law of Dirk | Sad Ballad of Vladimir's Radish Farm | Fantasy sequence of a 20th Century Russian Folk Song about a poor Russian radish farmer who slaves in the field all year only to produce one radish that is stolen by a bird. |
Best Friend Tag | Faceball | A poorly written song inspired by an accident where Frankie gets hit in the face by a baseball in gym class. |
Bernie's in Charge | The Pyro Song | Hard-rock song about the benefits of pyrotechnics. |
Pretty-Con | Bad Hair Day | Country and Western story song about Frankie's hair going REALLY bad. |
Puff and Frankie | No songs other than previous songs rewritten with cat-related words. | |
Spoiler Alert: Belissa Returns | Life is Awesome | A jazzy, excessively upbeat song about everything going right for the girls. |
Oops Wrong Emoji | A Motown-esque song about how cell-phone errors can ruin lives. | |
Moosetashio: A Cautionary Tale | So Dramatic | Parody of overly dramatic music videos, such as "Hello," by Adele. |
Control+Alt+Escape | Party Don't Stop | Hip-hop parody similar to P!nk's "Get This Party Started," where the two girls brag about how they claim to keep the party going all night. |
Agh, Humbug | Kids Table | |
Mom! Stop! | Sweaty Gross Gym Song | New-wave type song about the hardships of having PE as their first class. |
Notes In Your Lunch Bag | Song about parental embarrassment styled after the soundtrack to "The Nightmare Before Christmas." |
Season 2
Episode | Song Title | Description |
First Day of School | New School Superstars | |
Chocolate Bananas | Chocolate Bananas | |
The Doctor Will See You Now | Lemonade | |
Piggybank's Revenge | Cutsey song about a the life of a piggybank that goes horribly wrong | |
Friend Fight! | The Test Song | |
Hawkward | The Worst Lullaby Ever | A mix of musical styles ranging from Heavy Metal to Gospel to Marching Band guaranteed not to put a baby to sleep. |
Frankie and Amelia's Fun Friend Weekend | Flying Shoes |