"The Pyro Song" is a song from "Bernie's in Charge" that Paige and Frankie sang. It is written in the key of A minor.


Everything's better with, pyro!
Piñata's are better with, pyro!
Stuffed pandas are better with, pyro!
Thanksgiving is better with, pyro!
Pyro, pyro, pyro, pyro, pyro!


  • Every time the girls say "Pyro!" they move their heads around to make their ponytails swirl in the air.


To view the The Pyro Song gallery, click here.

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